This man was walking through the park one day when he couldn’t help but notice a woman crying.
“What’s wrong?” he asked. “Shultz is dead! Shultz is dead!” she sobbed.
He didn’t know who Shultz was so he just continued on. Then he came upon another woman.
“Shultz is dead!,” she too sobbed. He just passed by.
Then another. And another. And another! Then he came upon a site which made him stop. What he saw was hundreds of women crowded around a street car, which had apparently been involved in an accident, who were all crying “Shultz is dead! Shultz is dead!”.
He went up to it and there he saw the street car had ran into a man and literally torn him to pieces. All that was left of him that you could see was his arms, legs and his penis.
Well he was just startled by all this so he decided to go home. When he got home, he said to his wife: “Hey Honey, you know I just saw the darndest thing. Out on Mill Street a street car had ran into a man and cut off his penis and I swear it had to be a foot and a half long!”.
“Oh no! Shultz is dead! Shultz is dead!” she sobbed.