1 pakistani havin his business in iron rods was sittin in his office and got a Cal frm INDIA..
Indian: rod hai??
Paki: hai
Ind: “Gand mein dal le..!”
& disconnected..
Next day..
Ind: rod hai?
Paki: nahi hai…!
Ind: “kyon gand mein daal liya!?” & disconnected.
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Next day..
Ind: rod hai?
Paki: hai bhi aur nahi bhi!
Ind: “kyon ander bahar kar raha hai kya!?”
& disconnected.
Next day..
Paki calls Ind: rod hai.
Ind: kyon gand mein daalna hai?!