This story is part of the Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani series
Maine badi besabri se sham ka intazaar kiya. Shaam ko jab ghar se nikalaa to raaste mein Neha mil gayi. Neha “Arre Rajiv, tum ghar aane waale the?”
Me “Haan sham ko aata hu.” Kehkar mein apne adde ki taraf chal diya. Madhu mera woha pehle se intazaar kar rahi thi. Maine usse picche jaakar pakad liya. Mere dono haath uske mammo par the. Usne had badaahat mein apne aapko mujhse alag kiya. Madhu “Choado na Rajiv.”
Me “Arre kya hua?”
Madhu “Yeha baithon, mere paas.”
Main jhat se uske saath chipak kar baith gayaa aur uski kamar par haath rakh diya. Madhu ne mera haath hataa diya.
Me “Kya hua?”
Madhu “Kuch nahin, bas thoada distance maintain karte hai.”
Me “Kyu?”
Madhu “Abhi sahi time nahin hai. Kal job hi hua woha tak thik hai, lekin…”
Me “Lekin kya?”
Madhu “Rajiv agar tum mere jayaada paas aaye toh main apne aapko control nahin kar paongi.”
Me “Toh problem kya hai?”
Madhu “Nahin Rajiv, abhi nahin. Abhi hum dono ko apni apni studies par concentrate karna chahiye.”
Me “Arre sex karne se kaunsa concentration kharaab hoga?”
Madhu “Samjho na Rajiv. Tum mere sabse aache dost ho. Maine tumhaare saath har baar share ki hai aura age bhi karti rahungi. But please try to understand. Abhi hume sirf padaai par dhayan dena chahiye.” Tum Engineer banjao, main doctor Doctor ban jao tab palang toad sex karegaye na.”
Me “Nahin Madhu, kal se jo tumhaara roop dekha hai toh main puraa paagal hogayaa hu.”
Madhu “Please Rajiv, sex ke chakar mein apne career ko sacrifice nahin karte hai. You are my best friend. Mera dil bhi tumhaara lund dekhkar paagal hogayaa tha, lekin abhi yeh sab nahin karte hai na. Promise me.”
Madhu ab mere saamne girdgiraane lagi thi. Maine bhi dosti ki khatir promise kar diya. Madhu ne meri gaal par kiss kiya.
Madhu “Rajiv, jis din mein doctor ban gayi na, apni jawaani tumhe gift mein de dungi, yeh mera promise hai.”
Main bhi soch rahaa tha ki kuch hi mahino mein 12th start ho jaayegi aur padaai ke alaawa kisi bhi cheez par dhyaan diya toh problem ho jaayegi.
Madhu “Fikar mat karo Rajiv, itne lambe intazaar ke baad hum milege na, tab jo mazaa ayega tum imagine bhi nahin kar sakte.”
Maine aage badkar Madhu ke gaal par kiss kiya. Woh kiss uske hoatho ke kareeb tha. Madhu ne aapni aankhen band karli aur maine usse seene se lagaa liya. Kuch der tak Madhu mujhse lipti rahi aur phir alag hokar ghar ki taraf chal di. Maine kuch der woha beta, apne aur Madhu ke saath gujaare palo ko yaar karne lagaa.
Kai din bit gaye, lekin Madhu se milna nahin hua. Kuch dino baad exams the. Maine socha ki uske baad Madhu se zaroor milunga.
Mujhe physics mein kuch problems thi aur main ek din binaa bataaye Neha ke ghar chalaa gayaa. Neha 2 building choadkar apni mausi ke saath rehti thi. Uski Mausi ek sarkari office mein badi post par thi. Dopahar ke 4 baje honge. Jaise hi Neha ne darwaaza khola, toh main dang reh gayaa. Usne Blue colour ka silk ka lungi kurta pehna hua tha. Andar se bra nahin pehni thi aur nipple saaf saaf dikh rahe the.
Neha “Arre Rajiv, Kaise ho?”
Me “Neha, mujhe kuch doubts the.”
Neha “Haan haan andar aajao.”
Jaise hi maine uske paas se gujaraa, uske badan ki mehek se main paagal hogaya. Hum dono living room mein sofe par baith kar physics discuss karne lage. Woh saayad mujhe bacchaa samajhti thi, lkein main usse poori aurat samajh chukka tha. Physics padaate padaate, jab kabhi woh apna gutna khujaati, uski saawli, magar mast jhange dihk jaati. Woh mujhe apni jhange dekhte hue dekhti toh muskoraakar kehti “Rajiv, padaai par dhayaan do.”
Neha ne meri stressful life mein umeed ki kiran jagaa di thi. Neha se meri aachi dosti hogayi thi, lekin hum dono ne koi had paar nahin ki thi. Madhu se kai dino se baat nahin hui the. Ek ek karke saare exams khatam hogaye. Main Madhu ke ghar gayaa lekin woha lock lagaa tha, pataa chalaa ki woh sab log aaj hi apne gaon chale gaye hai, jald hi 12th start ho jaayegi, is liye woh sab aaj hi chale gaye.
Raaste mein mujhe Neha mili “Kyu rajiv, kaise gaye saare exams?”
Me “Aap jaise guru ho toh saare exams aache hi jaayegaye.”
Neha “Toh guru dakshina nahin do gaye kya?”
Mere kaan ke saath saath lund bhi khadaa ho gayaa “Aap hukkum toh ki jiye.”
Neha “Ek kaam karo, 3 baje mere ghar aa jao, phir bataati hu”. Aur woh chali gayi.
Ghar jaakar maine chote Rajiv ho bohot samjhaya, lekin woh ek naa maana. 2 baar hilaane ke baad shant hua. 3 bajte hi main Neha ke ghar aa pohcha. Neha ne darwaaza khola aur main andar chalaa gayaa.
Maine andar jaate hi Neha ke pair chu liye. Neha khus ho gayi aur mujhe aashirwaad diya.
Me “Kya seva kare guruji aapki?”
Neha “Mera beer pine ka mann ho rahaa hai. Lekar aayega?”
Me “Haan haan bilkul, abhi laata hu.”
Neha “Nahin abhi nahin. Mausi Pune gayi hai, aaj raat ko piye toh? Mujhe bas 2 beer laakar de dena.”
Me “Maine bhi beer kabhi nahin pe.”
Main Neha ki taraf umeed ki nazaron se dekhne lagaa. Neha ne mere gaal par halke se thapad maara “Arre yehi le aa, saath mein peeing aye. Chicken rakha hai, main woh banaa lungi.”
Neha ne apne wallet se 500/- ka note nikaala.
Me “Madam, Guru dakshina hai. Aapke paise kaise le lu?”
Neha mujhe dekhkar muskuraayi. Main woha se chalaa gayaa. Ghar jaakar maine apne gullak se 350/- nikaale. Ghar par keh diya ki raat ko hum sab dost film dekhne jaa rahe hai aur main Rohan ki ghar par hi ruk jaonga. Papa ne jayaada sawaal nahin puche aur mujhe 200/- bhi diye.
8 baje ke kareeb maine ne wineshop se 5 bottles beer li aur Neha ke ghar pohocha. Neha ne darwaaza khola, idhar udhar dekha aur mujhe andar aane ko kahaa. Zaalim ne aaj phir binaa bra ke silk ka blue lungi kurta pehna hua tha. Main jaise hi andar gayaa toh Neha ne darwaaza band kar liya. Neha ne mere haathon se beer li “Itni kaun peeyega?”
Me “Main hu na guruji.”
Neha haskar kitchen mein chali gayi jahaa se chicken ki gajab khusbu aa rahi thi. Main bhi piche piche chalaa gayaa. Neha ke khandhe se kadaayi mein jhakne lagaa aur apne aapko Neha se ek pal ke liye touch kiya. Lund turant khadaa ho gayaa. Main aak jeans pehni thi, lekin lund ka ubhaar chupaaye nahin chupta tha. Neha ne baton baton mein usse notice kiya aur halki si smile dekar chali gayi.
Maine bhi living room mein aa gayaa, Neha ne parde band kar diye. TV on ki aur do glass nikaale. Maine fridge mein se ek bottle nikaali aur Neha ek plate mein chicken le aayi. Maine ek bottle se do glass banaaye. Hum dono de cheer kiya aur sip liya. Mujhe beer ka taste badaa hi bakwaas lagaa.
Neha “Kya hua?’
Me “Aise taste karti hai beer?”
Neha “Haan, first time aise hi lagta hai. Baad mein mazaa aata hai.”
Me “Main toh nahin pionga.”
Neha “Peeni toh padegi.”
Me “Kitna azeeb taste hai.”
Neha “Natak mat kar.”
Maine phir se naa mein sar hilaa diya. Neha jhatse uthi, aur mere upar aagayi. Usne ek haath se mera muh pakdaa aur dusare haath se mere muh mein beer daalne lagi. Maine bhi alag hone ki acting ki. Maine kabhi uske kandhe pakade aur kabhi uski kamar. Lekin uske dhire dhire pura glass mujhe pilaa diya. Woh mujh par jhuki hui thi aur uske jhumte mamme meri chati se tak raa rahe the. Jab woh alag hui toh beer ki wajah se uska kurta gilla hokar uske mammo se chipak gayaa tha. Uske nipple kitne pyaare lag rahe the. Neha ne apne gile kurte ki taraf dekha.
Neha “Arre.”
Maine thoadi acting ki “Neha, this is very bad.”
Neha kuch samajh paati usse pehle maine bhi uska glass liya aur usse pakad kar saara glass uske muh mein khaali kar diya. Woh apni badi badi aankhon se mujhe dekh rahi thi. Jaise his glass khatam hua, usne mujhe laat maar kar alag kar diya. Uski lungi jhangho tak khul gayi aur uski saawali, sudaoul jahnghe dikhane lagi. Maine uski bhigi chati aur nangi jahng ki taraf dekha. Woh bhi mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi, Phir achanak zor se hasne lagi. Uthi aur fridge mein se dusari bottle nikal laayi.
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani – Part 3 – Guru Dakshina