Poetry/Jokes

Hot Sun!

By spartacus On 2010-05-10 Tags:

Teacher To College Boy: What Special Do U Do On Mother’s Day. Boy: Any Girl Who Wants To Be A Mother……I Help Her To Become So!! —————————————————————————————————- Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night..! —————————————————————————————————

Prostitute or Protestant

By spartacus On 2010-05-08 Tags:

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff… Dad… […]

Two Dollar Whore

By spartacus On 2010-05-07 Tags:

This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, “Look, I’m really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?” “Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I’ll cut you a […]

Emergency Appointment

By spartacus On 2010-05-06 Tags:

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an “emergency” appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist […]

Golfing

By spartacus On 2010-05-05 Tags:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman […]

What women would do if they had a penis for a day

By spartacus On 2010-05-04 Tags:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other […]

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day

By spartacus On 2010-05-03 Tags:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up […]

A Blonde on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

By spartacus On 2010-04-30 Tags:

Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?” Barbara: “Sure, […]

Anniversary

By spartacus On 2010-04-29 Tags:

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.” “Yes,” she says, […]

Man Or Woman?

By spartacus On 2010-04-28 Tags:

A man and a woman just had sex. The man pulls out a cigarette and asks the woman, “Do you have a lighter?” The woman replies, ” There’s some matches in the top drawer. ” The man opens it and finds matches perfectly aligned in a row over a photo of a man. The man […]

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