Love and lust poem to an Indian MILF
What happened when a desi Indian milf met a dominant white stranger in Toronto? Read about it in the form of a beautiful, adult sex poetry!
What happened when a desi Indian milf met a dominant white stranger in Toronto? Read about it in the form of a beautiful, adult sex poetry!
Teacher To College Boy: What Special Do U Do On Mother’s Day. Boy: Any Girl Who Wants To Be A Mother……I Help Her To Become So!! —————————————————————————————————- Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night..! —————————————————————————————————
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us at all? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff… Dad… … Read more
This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, “Look, I’m really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?” “Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I’ll cut you a … Read more
A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an “emergency” appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist … Read more
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman … Read more
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other … Read more
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up … Read more
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?” Barbara: “Sure, … Read more
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.” “Yes,” she says, … Read more